Category: Food and Beverage

Fuck I’m Hungry

Woke up too early this morning. I don’t usually even want any breakfast until I’ve been up and awake for a couple of hours. So when I got up too early it threw off my whole fucking schedule. My inner clock is messed up bad.

First thing I did was make a pot of coffee so I could function. Once the coffee was made, I took the dog out for his potty break and then took a shower. Totally skipped the Pop Tart or muffin and left the house. Now I’m still 2 hours from lunch break and I’m fucking starving!

If there’s nothing left in the break kitchen cabinets I am tempted to order pizza delivery. I can order that early and have it delivered a little early and grab a piece of hot pizza when it gets here so I don’t have to waste time getting in my car and driving somewhere, getting in line and then waiting for it to be made and passed through a window so I can fucking eat!

I guess I’ll have to make do with a snack from the vending machine. Maybe someone left a packet of instant oatmeal or instant soup in the kitchen. Anything would be better than this sick hungry feeling in my stomach. If I don’t eat something before lunch I’m going to end up with a migraine.

Best Damn Fried Chicken

If you are looking for the best fried chicken, where do you go or think of first? I used to think of Kentucky Fried Chicken right away. That is what I grew up on. My mother never fried chicken at home. She didn’t like to use all that hot oil and make the kitchen all hot and smelly. So she would buy a big bucket of KFC for dinner once in a while as a treat.

Nowadays I think of Popeyes Fried Chicken when I want the best fried chicken. Their chicken comes mild or spicy and their sides are fantastic. I always have a hard time figuring out which sides to get – I love them all!

What’s for Lunch?

It’s already past lunch time and I’m starving. Anyone have a good idea for something different for lunch? I am so sick of hamburgers that I could scream. I don’t have time for a full service, sit down restaurant. It’s gotta be fast and it has to taste good. What’s for lunch?

No Coffee?

This may turn out to be an emergency of sorts. I walked into the kitchen this morning to make a pot of coffee and there is NO COFFEE. How can that happen? I know I left enough coffee in the canister for one more pot. This can only mean that SOMEONE else made a pot of coffee yesterday or last night and they used the last of it. How totally irresponsible and inconsiderate. This has put me in a really foul mood.

She Really Can’t Cook

My roommate can really get on my nerves sometimes. She wastes food and that is a huge problem to me.I was raised to eat everything on my plate and to not waste food. But she cooks huge quantities of food that I don’t even like to eat and then throws most of it away.

For one thing, the few times that she actually even cooks, she cooks two or three times as much food as we need to actually feed the people who will be eating. There is just not good reason for cooking enough food for 6-8 people when it is just two of us at home to eat it.

In the second place, she refuses to eat leftovers. She always make a big deal about finding the perfect sized plasticĀ  storage containers and bowls that she covers with Saran Wrap and crowds the refrigerator with a half dozen bowls. And then, she leaves them there. What does she think? That I want to eat that leftover food? No thanks, I don’t even like her cooking when it is fresh. I sure don’t want to reheat the stuff and eat it for 3 or 4 days later!

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